On this day, twenty-two years ago, a Russian rockstar sprung forth from the fertile womb of Mrs. Lana Kaplan -- breathing, yearning for life (and perhaps a fifth of vodka)... only to be circumcised under the Jewish faith and ultimately toil away with the drudging, tiresome workload that Electrical Engineering demands. So, in honor of this special occasion, I've created a short film that praises our Hebrew friend and secret lover, Alan David Kaplan.
Simply hit up (or, as I would recommend, right-click and "save as") one of the following links (depending if you'd prefer WMV or AVI format) to see a photo slideshow of Kap's greatest, worst, drunkest, and most fantasmical moments. Each one runs approximately 11 minutes and is about 320x240 in size. Each one also includes audio, namely full-length songs by the Backstreet Boys (Backstreet's back, alright!). As for the finale, I sincerely hope you like Joe Cocker's "You Are So Beautiful."
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to you by phillip retuta Thursday, March 24, 2005 @
5:49 PM
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