I woke up early today and -- being part of my usual routine -- went straight to the TV. My dad was awake, too, and was preparing some coffee in the adjacent kitchen. I turn on the TV, and even before the screen warms up, a man in a Cialis commercial shouts, "IF ERECTIONS LAST MORE THAN 5 HOURS, PLEASE SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION." My dad looks at me strangely, making it the most awkward moment either of us had to share.
While flipping through the channels, I was surprised to find some local network broadcasting "The Smurfs." It's been a few years since I've last watched this show, and even then I wasn't a huge fan; I was never too fond of shirtless blue men whose frequent use of the word "Smurf" in every sentence bordlined some warped form of Tourettes Syndrome. But now in my young adulthood, I began to notice the sexual innuendos in the cartoon, namely surrounding the only heterosexual female Smurf, aptly named Smurfette. Here's the dialogue from today's episode:
Smurfette: "I have a big surprise for you all at the Great Oak!" The dude Smurfs all cheer and leave. Papa Smurf: "Smurfette, are you smurfing with us?" Smurfette: "In a bit. I have to find the right dress for my big surprise."
Later, at the end of the show, the evil Gargamel is being chased by this fat, hideous woman who -- I shit you not -- says, "You paid me. Don't you love me?"
You be the judge.
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