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What Really Sox is that Cheap Commercialism is Harry Carayed Away!
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My roommate Allan is a die-hard Chicago White Sox fan. He absolutely despises the Chicago Cubs, and when his mom bought a blue, rubber wristband for some Cubs' charity drive, he hurled it onto the floor with the utmost disgust.



Now I was at TJ Maxx the other day, and I spotted some jars of nacho cheese in the specialty foods aisle. A whole lot of them had various sports teams printed on the labels, and I found a Chicago White Sox and Chicago Cubs jar curiously placed next to each other. I was immediately reminded of Allan and wondered, Well, obviously they're all made by the same cheesy (and mind the pun) manufacturer and probably taste the same, but what if I subjected Allan to a taste test between the Sox and Cubs' nacho cheese sauce?

Would he notice a difference, or would he simply vomit up the Cubs' nacho cheese sauce?
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Tuesday, July 19, 2005 @ 2:41 PM

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