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Perhaps the Best Pick-Up Line.
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I was talking to my mom, and she was complaining about my dad.

Apparently, he read somewhere (don't ask me where, exactly) that a good way to prevent prostate cancer is to have sex, and that he and my mom should have sex everyday in order to maintain a healthy prostate. He's complaining, on his end, that she working the night shift is hindering his very physical health.

Quite frankly, I don't want to imagine my parents having sex in their bedroom.
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Friday, August 26, 2005 @ 7:22 PM

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