A List of Interesting Things I Encountered Today: -I saw a woman who was wearing a shirt that read "Kiss Me, I'm a Recovering..." I could only imagine that "Alcoholic" or "Vicodin Abuser" ended that sentence. -I saw a cop wearing a polo shirt with its collar popped up. I guess cops can be trendy frat boys, too. -I bought two bottles of merlot for two bucks each. Quite a deal. -I found a Pez despenser that looks exactly like Jenna Cler, a huge Pez dispenser fan herself. Of course, it was actually The Incredible's Elastigirl, but with some creative tinkering, I can make it look like her. -I haven't eaten/showered/slept in two days, and don't even ask me about shaving. I've been drawing comics up the wazoo, capitalizing my rather unhealthy, smelly lifestyle. Seriously, I'm not depressed; I'm an artist. -I am, however, cooking steak & chicken fajitas from scratch. I've learned the secret ingredient to a scrumtrulescent fajita is cooking the meat with sherry. -I am in love with Jenny Lewis of Rilo Kiley (more on that later). -Same with Regina Spektor. -Garage sale this weekend! -Nutella is the ambrose of all spreadable goods (I'll also get into further detail later). -"Ghost Hunters" is on the Sci-Fi Channel, and it's scarily awesome. -My old roommate Tom Acciani, from what I have gathered from his away message, just ate a Shepard's Pie and is off to do a case race. I'm envious of him -- the Shepard's Pie, that is, not the subsequent pukefest to follow. I've never had it before, and from what I learned on Wikipedia, it sounds delicious.
My brother apparently heard on Q101 that there's going to be a sequel to Donnie Darko. After searching IMDB and Google, I don't think it's true. I actually stumbled upon a website (specifically from freewilliamsburg.com) that stated "A Donnie Darko Follow-Up", and I hope to God that's just some sick joke. Honestly, I don't know how the hell they'd pull a Donnie Darko 2.
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