Because I am horrendously lazy, I'm letting YOU, the reader, create the dialogue for next week's comics using the given art:
Make up whatever dialogue you want. Just remember the angel is named Nigel, the devil is named Randy, and the only swear word I'm prohibited to use is the dreaded F-Bomb (that's why I substitute the word "cluck" in its place). Everything else is pretty much fair game.
Send your submissions and ideas to contest@sausage-fest.com. Don't forget to include your name, homeslices.
The best five will be published next week, and each winner will receive a rather unextraordinary prize which I have yet to decide upon or afford; maybe a beer -- or if you don't like alcohol -- a very refreshing bubble tea.
Get your name in the paper! Do a better job than me or anyone else on the comics page! Save a baby seal! -p.
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1:46 AM
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