I was watching FOX's Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy last night, and I was highly entertained by the episode's simple premise: They switched a New Age wife with some Super Christian, and the results -- as expected -- were beyond hilarious.
Now I really don't have a problem with Christianity (namely because I was raised Catholic), but watching the Christian mom made me fear the God-fearing, conservative right-wing nuts who seem, in fact, to be running this country. And here I thought liberalism dominated most of the airwaves (but in retrospect, we're talking about FOX here).
Aside from her gapped-teeth, bulging eyes, and even more bulging, cow-shaped body, she kept calling her surrogate New Age family "ungodly." Rebuking astronomy, Buddhism, and the notion of other religions -- all in the name of God, mind you -- she was a complete control freak amped to the bitch factor of ten. "I AM A GOD-WARRIOR!" she kept repeating throughout the show. Now, at the end of the show, Jesus Mom ripped up the prize check from the New Age wife and her family. Funny thing, the attached note stated that most of the award money was supposed to pay for Mrs. Fat-Ass's gastric bypass surgery.
Literally throwing the remnants of the prize out the door, Mrs. Chumba-Wumba even kept saying to the production crew, "I WILL NOT HAVE THE DARKSIDE IN MY HOUSE! THAT HOUSE WAS UNGODLY! THERE WERE GARGOYLES! ASTRONOMY! ...I WANT YOU HEATHENS OUT OF MY HOUSE! IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS, YOU CAN STAY!"
Horrifying still, she even blamed her family for "not praying enough" for her supposed taxing ordeal. It's funny how someone's devotion can blind you, turning someone with "good intentions" into a dumbfuck ignoramus. Seriously, how can someone go as far to say that astronomy is ungodly and heathenistic? Alright, Mrs. I-Don't-Believe-In-Galileo's-Theory-of-a-Heliocentric-Solar-System!
ENTERTAINMENT AT IT'S FINEST, PEOPLE!
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