First and foremost, I want to state that I horribly drunk right now; it's been an incredibly long time since I've been in this state -- months, I'd assume. So, please disregard any speeling or mistakes of grammaticalness in this post. In addition, my camera ran out of batteries, so please excuse the lack of pictures. USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION PEOPLE!!!
Tonight, my awesome friend Suz and I headed to Chicago. Under the recommendation of Metromix.com, we first went to the Fireside Bowl which was as eventful as a pile of bricks. We then drove to Lincoln Park, the rich-ass, trendy spot of Chicago, where Suz enjoyed a delicious burrito and I savored the best Horchata (rice water, you fucking racist faggots) I have ever savored -- which isn't saying much since it would mark the second time I ever had Horchata.
Suz and I then walked to the Liars' Club, a hip, trendy bar that played 80's, 70's, and 90's (love the order?) dance hits. It was a punk/alternative kinda bar -- the sorta bar where punk-wannabes and indie-posers hang out. They had a nice 80's heavy-metal area upstairs, where Suz and I sucked majorily at billiards.
After our first game, this couple -- a bunch of Gen-X'ers -- challenged us at pool. Suz and I really sucked at the game, and were down 4 pockets. However, towards the end, Suz kicked super ass and we were essentially tied to shoot in the 8-ball. After calling a draw, we all went downstairs to dance to some really sweet tunes.
Following a PBR, a vodka tonic, a Long Island, and a Bud Lite, Suz and I danced to:
Joy Division's "Love Will Tear Us Apart" (I mean, seriously, who ever thought you can dance to that?)
The Darkness' "I Bleive in a Thing Called Love"
Abba's "Abba's Dancing Qurrns"
Fucking Slut's "Toxic"
Black Eyed Pea's "My Hump" my lovely little lumops.
and Queen's "wee Will Rock You" and "We are the Champsions"
Ruthermore, some dude who closely resembled Tim got his mack on with some random black chick. JUNGLE FEVER PEOPLE!
Towards the end, we conversed with the Gen-X'ers while watching some Death Race 5000-esque movie on the bar's TV screen. Shit, son, the film even had naked black chicks on em!
Driving home, I asked Suz if she had fun and she said yes. Mission Accomplished. All in all, The Liar's Club is mightily awesome. I give it five hunfred million stars...Okay, I'm doe. Time to pass out and or masturbate.
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