So I get this instant message from Nicole, totally out of the blue:
Nicole:http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=5653812 Me: what is it? Nicole: a dog. Me: not a virus? Nicole: i want him. Me: if a bum can be personified as an animal, that would be it. Me: an ethnic bum. Nicole: nice. Me: melvin? Me: what a horrible name. Nicole: i love that name. Nicole: and i love him. Nicole: so fuck you. Me: sounds like a pervert. Me: melvin. Me: melvin who lives in his parents' basement. Me: melvin who watches porn. Me: and is unemployed. Nicole: you're horrible. Me: melvin the homeless, child-pornography puppy.
Sigh.... I am a funny, funny man.
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