I went to see the doctor yesterday, and was amused by the above poster. The messy-haired kid on the far right looks like he's in his late teens. Honestly, by that age, it's no longer an accidental bed-wetting problem but rather sheer laziness to go to the bathroom beforehand. And Christ, the last thing I want to be known for is "the dood from the bed-wetting medical poster."
Employer: "So you've done some modeling work...?" Bed-Wetting Teen: "Yes, I was featured on posters and ads for American Eagle, Dell Computers, and for pissing in my sleep." Employer: "Mmf, you're turning me on..."
Anyway, I think it's time I sold out and try and sell an art project.
This piece is entitled "Biological Clock" and drawn entirely on Adobe Illustrator. The primary color scheme reflects an obvious political statement, and the second hand is a small, fiery explosion with the Ouroboros (a snake eating itself) in the center. The "bullseye" clock face spans a diameter of about 6.75 inches, and 5 feet of chain are attached to the back of the clock to give it a dark, tortured feel. If you're dark or gothic or punk or political, I'm willing to sell the clock for about 20 bucks.
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