In lieu of finishing Indie Rawk Jeffro's Indie Rawk Blog for my comic Sausage-Fest, I'm going to make a bunch of other sites for some of the other characters. For instance, I'm thinking of purchasing "sexhole.org" and making a spoof porn site for my comic character Kelly the Nympho.
One of the more likely sites that will come out of this webcomic project (which I aptly call "PROJECT: SAUSAGE") is an official Delta Iota Kappa (or DIK) website; it'll satirize both the Frat/Greek system and their way of making "professional" and "dignified" flash-filled websites. The site will be a mock copy of your atypical fraternity site, from a calendar of events to even a cheesey mission statement. In the weeeeeee hours of the morning, I have compiled a roster of all DIK members:
Kevin "Duder" Vogelsby Timothy "Big Tim" Eggers Matt "Fucking Homo" Johnsonson Matt "Mac" McKenzie Matt "Captain Morgan" Yurkanin Matt "Cash Money" Vroom Matt "Stink Slut" Peterson Jr. Matt "Dolce & Cannabis" Matterson Matt "Iced-Out Bitchez" Morani Justin "Matt" Maalox Justin "Assface" Hartsock Justin "George Bush 4-Evah" Hornae Brad "Waterbong" Waterman Jon "Big Jon" Robinson John "Little John" Vargasina Patrick "Bacar-Dude" Doran Ezekiel "Hayseed" Jebediahson Craig "The Fat Funny One" Leinenkugelski Matt "Apu" Patel Dave "Cock Clown" Chen Dominic "Pinky" Fister III Andy "Thumbs" Fister Drew "Fuck Fuck" McGee Zachary "Acoustic Guitar" Campsalsa Jamal "Token" Keenan-Malcom Alan "Vodking" Kaplan Gary "Smirnoff Ice" Sisseriski Will "Paxil" King Ben "Car-Bombz" O'Leary Chris "Puke-O-Matic" Tittlestein Jeffrey "Pencil Dick" Klink Austin "Futon" Klink Charlie "Worn-Out Baseball Kapz" Campsalsa Sean "Seany Boy" Campsalsa Joey "Whoa" Scotchski Danny "Pussy Oven" Petersen Marc "Muenster Cheese" Phillips Patrick "Poon Butter" Smalls Patrick "Herpez Simplexz Onez" Smutherly
Okay, I'm tired. Time to give my mind a rest....
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