What can be better than "Lazy Sunday?" Natalie Portman gangsta rapping!
I don't sleep motherfucker off that yak and the bourbon Doin' 120 getting head as I'm swervin' "Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick" Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick I'm bustin dudes' mouths like gushers motherfucker Roll up on NBC and smack the shit out Jeff Tucker "What you want Natalie?" To drink and fight! "What you need Natalie?" To fuck all night! Don't test me when I'm crazy on that airplane glue Put my foot down your throat 'til you're shittin' my shoe Leave you screamin', pay for my dry cleanin' Fuck you man, it's my name that he's screamin' All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick It's Portman, motherfucker, drink 'til i'm sick Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole Watch you laugh and cry, while i laugh, you die And all the dudes, you know I'm talkin' to you "We love you Natalie" I wanna fuck you too! P! Is for Portman P! Is for pussy I'll kill your fuckin' dog for fun so don't push me When I was in Harvard, I smoked weed every day I cheated every test and snorted all the yey I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes L'll sit right down on your face and take a shit! Natalie you are a badass bitch (hell yeah) And I will pay for your dry cleaning when my shit gets in your shoe (what) As for the drug use, well I can vouch for that My dick is scared of you, girl
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2:53 AM
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