He turns 25 today, making him the oldest friend I have....! Okay, that's not true; my oldest friend is 29, but after 30, they're cut off! Think Logan's Run.
Here's a conversation I had with Allan the other day:
Allan: man I messed up yesterday Me: what happened? Allan: I drank some heroin Me: holy shit. Me: are you serious? Allan: yeah crazy Allan: and then I totally thought the south concert was last night Allan: but it's really today Me: how the hell did that happen? Allan: can you even drink heroin? Me: lemme wiki it.
Then this conversation occured the other day:
Me: i got a joke for you! Allan: yeah what's that Allan: tell me a knock knock joke? Me: what do you and joker drinking a batgirl smoothie have in common? Allan: We both love the color purple and like to wear makeup and enjoy clown porn? Me: well, yes, but they both drank heroine! Me: bah bahm ching. Allan: crazy Me: i still wanna hear the story how this came to be :-) Allan: oh dude that was a joke man. I thought that came across in our IM convo. Allan: y'know... when I said, "Can you even drink Heroin?" Me: damn! Me: yes, you could. Allan: lol Me: i wiki'd it. Allan: oh okay. Allan: good to know Allan: hahahah. did you tell anyone I drank heroine? Me: after all, it comes in liquid form and they shoot it up, so i don't see why not. Me: nope. Me: should i have? Allan: nah, but it would have been kinda funny. Allan: i did, however, snort baking powder off a black prostitute once. Me: what?
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