While picking up my parents at the Philippines embassy in Chicago, I happened to encounter a line of people driving Segways on Michigan Avenue. It was the most pretentious parade of rich pricks I've seen since... well, ever.
EDIT: So apparently it's a tour group that provides Segways, and you and a bunch of others drive around the city. Regardless, Segways make you look like a ridiculous ass, as demonstrated by everyone's beloved GOB of Arrested Development:
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