FUCK THE PAIN AWAY.

I was driving my mom to the grocery store the other day. On the way there, Peach's "Fuck the Pain Away" started playing on my MP3 player.

If you are unaware of the lyrics, here they are:

"Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches, Huh? What?

Huh? Right. What? Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

SIS IUD, stay in school ‘cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school ‘cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school ‘cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school ‘cause it's the best

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh
What else in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away."

My mom's reaction couldn't have been better. At first, I was surprised that she didn't notice the "Sucking on my titties" part when the song began. Rather, she commented on the "sex on the beaches," to which my mom replied in her thick Filipino accent, "Wat? Sex on de beaches? Pheeleep, do you want sex on de beaches?"

Eventually the "titties" portion got her attention, and my mom continued to investigate my rather uneventful sexual life. "Do you like to suck on teets?"

When the "Fuck the pain away" chorus came on, she asked, "Fuck wat away? Fuck de game away?"

I corrected her, and she chuckled a bit and said, "Fuck de pain away?!? Pheeleep, is this the kind of music you all listen to now? I must be getting old. In my time, if this woman said such vulgar theengs, she would be stoned to death!"